A QUICK HEADS-UP FROM GERMARIUS: Hey guys. You know, you're lucky if your parents only ever grounded you. My dad actually sold my soul. Now I'm stuck working here at Mayhem, Magic & Moore for... I guess forever. Honestly... it's not all bad, but man, I really miss my island sometimes. Anyway, Gort says, "NEWBIES WATCH TRAINING!" Hopefully, you can learn from my mistakes.
Germarius is living the ultimate dream on a pristine private island... until his father Allen reveals that a short, bald guy doesn't get this rich without cuttin' a few corners.
A flashback to the grimy Taphouse reveals the terrifying truth. Allen strikes a bargain with a demon, trading his unconceived son's soul for endless gold... and seals it with a regrettably awkward kiss.
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